When I just found this page I couldn’t stop laughing! it’s all true..
Here are some quotes:
“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” – This is not humorous by itself; but in the context it’s a classic by Bill Gates in 1981
“SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.”
“I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly”
“I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code”
“The box said ‘Required Windows 95 or better’. So, I installed LINUX.”
See all of them here on the TechGeek